Those who manufacture artificial flowers and plants should be jailed and tortured in solitary cells with nothing but their artificial flowers and plants. Same for those who buy them.

—or, shipped to the red planet via India Post, with nothing but their artificial flowers and plants.

This is punishment #1 from the series Reasonable Punishments.

About Reasonable Punishments

Posts in this series provide punishment recommendations for true crimes. The aim is to recommend reasonable and appropriate punishments that everyone would agree with, punishments that are harsh, but not too harsh.

There may be occasional punishments that everyone would not agree with, but that’s ok. What others think is in reality ignored by the sole writer of Ultramarine Diaries who is dishing out these punishments when he is bored and has absolutely nothing to do.

Date

January 3, 2022

Up next

Opening a desert memory in the Himalaya. A year ago I was in Jaisalmer. I took this photograph on January 01 2021 at 16:32 somewhere in the Thar desert. Sun everywhere, desert everywhere.

Previously

It’s twenty twenty-two. It’s a new year but barely feels new. I suspect that’s because the world is still run by the same powerful, greedy, and incompetent morons who were