MOST WANTED: Unvaccinated entity in the Himalaya.

An unvaccinated male entity — ID #13A06G-20-21 — is on the loose since over a year, roaming freely across the Himalaya and spreading the Covid-19 wherever he goes. A life-threatening danger to everyone else, this degenerate was caught on multiple CCTV cameras riding an olive-green Hero X-Pulse 200 motorcycle with a big yellow backpack tied to the backseat.

As part of the government initiative to vaccinate everyone that we, the trusted Big Pharma scientists, are proudly sponsoring, we will offer a cash prize of 1 CRORE rupees to anyone who brings him to the local authorities so that we can vaccinate him thoroughly like a lab rat for our Wuhan-made viruses.

A memory from 22 December 2021 at 10:29 am in Vashisht, Himachal Pradesh, India.

November 5, 2022

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